oozinator1

oozinator1 t1_j5efu7t wrote

Cat 1: The great thing about humans is that you can say whatever bullshit you want to them, and they'll think you are the greatest thing as long as you do the meow-meow schtick.

Cat 2: No way!

Cat 1: Check this out. (meows) Hey! Ass face! Your mom's a whore!

Human: Oh, aren't you just precious?! (strokes Cat 1)

Cat 1: See?

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