peter_the_martian
peter_the_martian t1_ja8kc14 wrote
Reply to comment by fm_ua_fm in What's the difference between Ruble and Rubble? by Smart_Ad_7005
Kathmandu
peter_the_martian t1_ja8ka3k wrote
Reply to comment by DrRomeoChaire in What's the difference between Ruble and Rubble? by Smart_Ad_7005
That’s rubish
peter_the_martian t1_ja87q4g wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
My mom says you’re an asshole
peter_the_martian t1_ja5gzew wrote
Asian pears after 267 weeks in my fridge
peter_the_martian t1_j9ywegg wrote
Reply to Flordia man strikes again. by Depraved_Turtle
…of idiots.
peter_the_martian t1_j97529o wrote
A priest walks into a bar. And the bartender says hey if you’re looking for little boys … the priest interrupts him and says he’s actually not a priest and he rips off his mask and it’s actually the bartenders mother who then orders a rum and coke.
peter_the_martian t1_j6e9bme wrote
Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
This joke had me laughing my Tikannen off
peter_the_martian t1_jbq9kul wrote
Reply to Vampires love to bite throats, killing people & then returning them to life by PantsyFants
I once dated a vampire, accidentally killed her when I made her garlic shrimp scampi