By skipping just one blowjob a week, trillions of lifeforms will be saved over your lifetime you slut

The solution is to engineer an animal that grows large enough and fast enough that it only takes one per year to feed everyone in the world.

Same amount of meat, but billions of animals "saved" from being killed.

It's over a 78.5 year lifetime

Though I would eat 54 turkeys a year if I could afford it

"You wouldn't download a duck"

But you can't "not be born"

You would have to already exist in order for someth8ng to not happen to you

They are saved in the freezer for next week

States in the Gulf of Mexico? And off the Atlantic coast? Odd...

Did I just learn I am colorblind or something?

Damn, budget is so accurate you even realized she lost 8.26 somewhere

The genders are not split 50-50 in the population, though, so you need to split into age groups and then compare those to the gender split of the overall population in each age group.

"What was all that one-in-a-million talk then?!"

Are hookers in Leisure or Dining Out?

I'm a bit overwhelmed by the wall-o-fall-colors. White, black, or gray for a background might add some needed contrast.

Yep, once I looked at the formula I was like, "Doh!" Can never actually be zero. But it could be less than half a cent, which is essentially zero due to rounding in financial systems. I calculated that 240,480,000% interest will net a $1,000 payment for 360 months on a .499 cent loan.

VA loans have no PMI, even at 100% borrowed

Okay, so I ended up using excel, and found that around 240,480,000% interest the max loan is .499 cents, so essentially zero, lol. You pay $1,000 per month for 30 years on essentially nothing!

Been a lot of years since I did real math so I probably won't go calculate this, but even if the function never reaches zero, anything under half a cent I think we could say rounds to zero and would put your max house price at $0.

Where does it intersect the x-axis?

That's only 4 bananas per day when adjusted for inflation