Careful, you'll make me run for mayor!

A 4 million dollar "spy plane" that's just a souped up Cesna, nonetheless

Regale me with your evidence, please!

Wake up bro! And probably learn how to read since you're probably at a grade 2 reading level if you somehow think germs aren't real, lol.

Jesus... Fire this guy and take away his pension. It's not fucking hard to deal with the corrupt shit in this city.

When I get my car back from getting it serviced I'll write "'Please [I need some] dick' -SheepherderFew3844" on the hood with a whiteboard marker and I'll DM it to you. Or I can post it on the /r/nyc sub, your choice

You're right, I've got a massive donger

Only since I'm finding this amusing, my car and bikes:

• Mercx Mourenx 69, 2016ish

• Diamondback Haanjo Comp, 2017

• Fuji SST 3.0, 2012

• Trek Top Fuel 7, 2021

• BMW X3 M40i, 2019

So fuck on out of here with your bullshit. The best you can do is make up insults about me to make yourself feel better, which... Who gives a fuck if someone rides an ebike? You're just showing how much of a twat you are.

I have a bike and an SUV that, again, I pay for a garage for like an adult instead of whining how they're taking street space from the poor, poor car owners.

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CAR OWNERS? Fuck the pedestrians getting across safely, it's just my, MY metal cage that matters.

Pony up for a garage like an adult and stop whining like a child that you're not getting free things you're hardly even entitiled to.