regrettablyold t1_jdp8m5s wrote on March 26, 2023 at 2:40 AM

Reply to comment by QueenRatigan in Baby camel asks its mother by Chava_boy

Some of us appreciate THAT guy!

regrettablyold t1_jdmap3m wrote on March 25, 2023 at 1:32 PM

Reply to What did the triangle say to the circle? by xmlify

The circle could say it has an infinite number of points.

regrettablyold t1_jdhfnas wrote on March 24, 2023 at 12:47 PM

Looks like in the process he saved some cash on the birthday present at least. He took advantage of economies of scale. Still, bad choice on his part. He will be missed.

regrettablyold t1_jdcqsq3 wrote on March 23, 2023 at 1:48 PM

Reply to " Your honor, if you are what you eat then by TerribleSuggestion83

Is a man-eater who binges and purges cannibulemic?

regrettablyold t1_jdcp693 wrote on March 23, 2023 at 1:36 PM

Reply to comment by BachsBicep in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1

Good one, but what sort of bar serves fruit salad?

regrettablyold t1_jdcot3s wrote on March 23, 2023 at 1:33 PM

Reply to comment by The_Griggler in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1

Bare nosed wombats can make cube-shaped poops. Wombat fact. I think they are the cutest marsupial. Wombat opinion.

regrettablyold t1_jdcocqp wrote on March 23, 2023 at 1:30 PM

Reply to comment by chrisfpdx in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1

That explanation left me in a comma.

regrettablyold t1_jdb3d41 wrote on March 23, 2023 at 2:50 AM

Reply to comment by scottertot in What's the difference between a teacher and a train?? by lucas_evans

Very topical.

regrettablyold t1_jdb372o wrote on March 23, 2023 at 2:49 AM

Reply to comment by StormHF in What's the difference between a teacher and a train?? by lucas_evans

Trains don't have cabeese anymore.

regrettablyold t1_jd41e19 wrote on March 21, 2023 at 6:02 PM

Reply to A priest is offering his condolences to a recently widowed man at his wife's funeral... by Nego10

Sure, but the game is on.

regrettablyold t1_jd18ac9 wrote on March 21, 2023 at 2:17 AM

Reply to comment by YZXFILE in Two recovering alcoholics decided to write a song together... by YZXFILE

The Twelve-Step Two-Step?

regrettablyold t1_jd18718 wrote on March 21, 2023 at 2:16 AM

Reply to Two recovering alcoholics decided to write a song together... by YZXFILE

Maybe it works better if they're just alcoholics. They're no longer recovering if they don't pass the bars. On the other hand, I'd bet a lot of good songs were written in bars.