Lighten up, dude.

Um, what kind of meaningful conversation were you hoping to find here?

They found out. The first 3-4 weeks I was crashing in my friend's dorm room, his roommate had a girlfriend off campus and was usually away. I was selling lots of weed at the time, I kept everyone on that floor blazed all the time, so no one seemed to mind me being there... Until someone did and I was ratted out. We found an unused storage closet in the next building over that had just enough room to lay down a sleeping bag, I slept there for a couple more weeks but was eventually found out again and finally escorted off campus by security officials, told not to come back

I spent two months living in the dorms at Lewis and Clark college in the 90's without being a student there

You missed rule 4

I believe NASA just recently announced plans for a series of missions to Venus