A couple in our mid-late ‘30s living in Adams Morgan shopping at the Soviet Safeway, Harris Teeter, 7-11, and the local bodega and we spend around $550 a month. We make a lot of meals that can be frozen and eaten later.

This isn’t like trying to spot celebrities out doing normal things in Hollywood. This is real life.

Stay home, for fucks sake.

It’s so refreshing to see someone asking about D.C. and snow who isn’t a sanctimonious northerner complaining how a large, spread out metropolitan area, with multiple jurisdictions, with varying winter weather budgets, that only receives about a foot of snow per winter could be lacking in its snow handling ability. You’ll be fine. No snow tires needed. Just enjoy it.

White people who didn’t grow up in or near a big city are the ones who complain the most here. You’ll be fine if you move to D.C.

Be a grown up and register your car in D.C.

The British Embassy is actually in a really boring part of the District. The neighborhoods north and south of the embassy have way better night life than the desolate stretch of Massachusetts Ave. that the embassy sits on.

Are you someone who stops walking on the left of escalators when you come up to someone standing or do you say “excuse me” and pass by them?

Respect our laws or you’re gonna have a bad time.

Mount Pleasant, Adams Morgan, or Dupont.

Never heard of this airport.

In the winter?

Malcom X Park Park.

No one cares. We’re talking about an intersection with a CVS, Target, Marshalls, Old Navy, and Best Buy, with a 7-11 and Giant a block away that have all existed for well over a decade. Not to mention a revolving door of small restaurants and chains coming and going all within one of the most densely populated neighborhoods in the District of Columbia. Do you even live in the neighborhood? If you do, you clearly hate your less privileged neighbors trying to make a living.

Cool story, bro.

They’re not going anywhere.

Who cares?