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squirt619 t1_jbzy2u3 wrote
Reply to 'Iowa Mama Bear' pleads guilty to making false report of abuse against former counterpart by Celphi
“I did my hair and makeup, went in at like two o’clock in the morning, smiled for my mugshot,” she said. “I never saw a mugshot like that.”
Jesus Christ, she talks like Donald Trump. Best mugshot ever, never been done! 👌👌
squirt619 t1_j05xj8c wrote
Remember when Dave Chappelle won this?
Now he brings Elon Musk on stage.
Yeahhh.
squirt619 t1_iybv6kp wrote
Reply to Judge rules Swissvale native Jack Burman and Jacob Wohl must spend 500 hours registering voters by DaveOJ12
How about a day in prison for every fake robocall made? That sounds fair.
squirt619 t1_iy8oifq wrote
How did the cop get her phone number??
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No idea why this got downvoted, the article just seemed to casually stroll past that fact. I'm in no way condoning the cop's actions, whether she gave it to him willingly or not.
squirt619 t1_iws6ax9 wrote
Reply to comment by omally_360 in David Beckham claims Qatar World Cup a platform for inclusivity and tolerance by loldonkimo
nope.
squirt619 t1_iujukko wrote
Reply to Julia Roberts reveals Martin Luther King Jr. and Coretta Scott King paid the hospital bill for her birth by ety3rd
Nobody asked, Julia.
squirt619 t1_it6bhcu wrote
Reply to comment by Mecharonin in Dallas man arrested for allegedly murdering woman, 21, who beat him at basketball by _LoveIsWar
What was the biggest lie?
squirt619 t1_jec3oge wrote
Reply to comment by LoveArguingPolitics in Miami Beach Restaurateurs Say Spring Break Is Killing Business by JAlbert653
I never heard that about Hawaiians, got a link for the curious?