Same experiences, but what I started doing is going about 20 min early and order my drinks at the bar and walk to my seat, then put my order in right away. Usually shows up near the start of the show. Sucks that they can’t fix these operational issues, but I’m too lazy to go anywhere else.

Not exactly easily accessible, but when I was a tour guide my favorite place to dookie was at the Holocaust Museum. Their bathrooms give me major Harry Potter Chamber of Secrets vibes. Plus they have a couch you can chill on too.

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