tewnewt t1_iy09oqu wrote on November 27, 2022 at 7:48 PM

Reply to comment by Hannarr1 in Man, these insoles really stink. by JesseB342

Alright don't rub it in.

tewnewt t1_ixr01ga wrote on November 25, 2022 at 5:14 PM

Reply to comment by tang4685 in Luring pedophiles through fake online ads is not entrapment, Supreme Court says by tearsaresweat

Why don't you have a seat?

tewnewt t1_ix4ta7c wrote on November 20, 2022 at 7:29 PM

Reply to What are some horrifying space facts. by galactic_oblivion

The slightest push without a umbilical cord could send you traveling almost indefinitely depending on what little gravity you encounter.

tewnewt t1_iwh0jkx wrote on November 15, 2022 at 4:06 PM

Reply to TIL that the largest tonsil stone on record is nearly 6 inches. by eleanor61

Where does she put it?

I say that allll the time...

tewnewt t1_ius54ox wrote on November 2, 2022 at 4:58 PM

Reply to Ad giant IPG advises brands to pause Twitter spending after Musk takeover by mbmba

Not sure why I should stay there to be honest. There's the occasional thing from people I follow, and breaking news was always sure to show up almost first in the sidebar. I don't think I can trust that those will be vetted anymore.

tewnewt t1_iuphkxo wrote on November 2, 2022 at 1:46 AM

Reply to Happy Halloween... by TheBravan

The one with Trump sprays out cheeto dust.

tewnewt t1_iujwfgl wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:56 PM

Reply to It’s really awesome when people realize that you’re dressed up like Daniel Radcliffe. Happy Halloween! by jpotts0

Yer a Weird Hairy.

tewnewt t1_iujtejr wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:34 PM

Reply to All stocked up for tonight! by Bmc00

Shoot I'd rather hand out full bars than deplete my bullion stash.

tewnewt t1_iuj6d15 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:55 PM

Reply to scary eyes or angry boobs? by BrassBallsComedy

Fap fap fa...oww.

tewnewt t1_iuis5wx wrote on October 31, 2022 at 5:22 PM

Reply to Sheldon and Amy Farrah Fowler 🤓 ⚡️ by MargoBakes1228

Fap, fap fap. Penny...

tewnewt t1_iue9zvc wrote on October 30, 2022 at 5:52 PM

Reply to I know my lawn is trying to tell me something, but I can't read its handwriting. by graydave

Turing pattern.

tewnewt t1_iue7fki wrote on October 30, 2022 at 5:36 PM

Reply to If the Milky Way is located in the middle of a void, does this explain why we see no aliens? by [deleted]

If aliens could travel between the voids of galaxies they would likely be so advanced that neither of us would even be a blip on a screen.

tewnewt t1_iua173u wrote on October 29, 2022 at 6:50 PM

Reply to Another primate (out of 12 species) observed to nose-picking, booger-eating for the first time: the finger of the aye-aye can reach through its nose to the back of its throat, with the animals seen licking off the gathered mucus, this could play an important role in the immune syste by giuliomagnifico

Scientist observer. I took out a loan for this.

tewnewt t1_itzb72u wrote on October 27, 2022 at 12:27 PM

Reply to Elon Musk lugs a porcelain sink into Twitter headquarters (for some reason). by Alabussy

Pretty fitting considering he couldn't wash his hands...