the_humeister
the_humeister t1_jc9y6oc wrote
Reply to My son-in-law isn’t human by MatgamarraAlt3
Stupid sexy dolphin
the_humeister t1_j8nankg wrote
Reply to [OC] Weekly Poll asking if the Stock Market will be Up or Down in 12 months plotted with the Future 12-month Outcome. by Square_Tea4916
That's just the confirmation I need. All in 0 DTE SPY calls
the_humeister t1_j8lcw4p wrote
Reply to comment by Sir_Dave_Cat in Ever since I woke up from surgery, everyone tells me that I’m married to a man I’ve never met. by PeaceSim
She can't though
the_humeister t1_j8c0coc wrote
Reply to comment by mildredfierce1969 in jflaxman by b00giemane
George Carlin
the_humeister t1_j8bunxk wrote
Reply to jflaxman by b00giemane
Thomas isn't looking so hot
the_humeister t1_j6n4wfr wrote
Reply to Uncle Peter lived inside the wall by MatgamarraAlt3
We don't talk about Peter
the_humeister OP t1_j63u3kc wrote
Reply to comment by Dman_Vancity in [Homemade] Apple Pie by the_humeister
People like owls where I live
the_humeister OP t1_j63o7r4 wrote
Reply to comment by N0Catharsis in [Homemade] Apple Pie by the_humeister
Kid likes it
the_humeister OP t1_j55elv7 wrote
Reply to comment by tzu_ndere in [homemade] Birria tacos by the_humeister
Just buy at store.
the_humeister t1_j4zl9rv wrote
Reply to Reflection (Hag #7 of series, OC) by LeeroyM
She just wants snu snu
the_humeister t1_j2rsb8j wrote
Reply to comment by Ttownzfinest in Showgirls (Digital edit) by LeeroyM
They all have multiple personalities
the_humeister t1_j0l9jq0 wrote
Reply to comment by OwneTrick in Scariel by me by OwneTrick
Reminds me of Coraline
the_humeister t1_iyr89fv wrote
Reply to [Image] I thought about quitting, but then I noticed who was watching. by Emotional_Composer34
Yes, because the tiger will eat you
the_humeister OP t1_iyctvyj wrote
Reply to comment by mehh365 in Contraption, Me, Digital, 2022 by the_humeister
Sure
the_humeister OP t1_iyc0abf wrote
Reply to comment by DLathers in Contraption, Me, Digital, 2022 by the_humeister
Blender
the_humeister OP t1_iybr7nw wrote
Reply to comment by emptybottleofdoom in Contraption, Me, Digital, 2022 by the_humeister
I'll consider the small balls
the_humeister OP t1_iybr5rx wrote
Reply to comment by tonizamorano in Contraption, Me, Digital, 2022 by the_humeister
No just reddit
the_humeister OP t1_iybnivg wrote
Reply to comment by ackillesBAC in Contraption, Me, Digital, 2022 by the_humeister
Yes, glue…
the_humeister OP t1_iyaqbk1 wrote
Reply to comment by robinsolent in Contraption, Me, Digital, 2022 by the_humeister
Blender
the_humeister OP t1_iy8cycj wrote
Reply to comment by ryclarky in Contraption, Me, Digital, 2022 by the_humeister
Thanks!
the_humeister OP t1_iy8cxr4 wrote
Reply to comment by synchronoussavagery in Contraption, Me, Digital, 2022 by the_humeister
Thanks!
the_humeister t1_ivmtxwp wrote
Reply to comment by ArcadianBlueRogue in TIL: The oldest surviving photograph or first photograph of the moon was taken as early as 1839 or 1840 by honeylotusflower
that's already been eclipsed
the_humeister t1_iufr3gk wrote
Reply to comment by One_Hungry_Artist in [WP] You are a barista in a 24 hour coffee shop. Every night at 3:33am a demon appears for the Dark Lord's latte. by WarturtleWitch
But the tenth cup is free!
the_humeister t1_isvb68t wrote
Reply to comment by Obtuse_Mongoose in [WP] I (23M, human) asked my Orc gf (22F) to stop deadlifting my familymembers when she comes over for the holidays because it made me look small and weak. Now she and the rest of the family keep forcing me to run laps and lift whole roasted hogs when I visit for orc holidays. AITA? by Sidaige
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
the_humeister t1_je2m16v wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] In the midst of combat, the villain watches in terror as the hero swallows an entire roast chicken, two cheese wheels, and a whole watermelon at once. by Prompt_Dude
Dragonborn confirmed