Makes me miss winter.

Looks more like chickens swinging.

"Waaaaaait a minute. Did that thing just mo. . .I think it moved. . .did it move? Meeeeeh, maybe it didn't mofuckitmoveditfuckingmoved!"

"Don't you have a tree to clean? Hurry up, mom will be home soon and I don't need to listen to it."

It's only a "breed standard" because obnoxious humans made it so. I bet if that dog could talk at the moment of mutilation it would tell the dumbass holding the knife to back the fuck off.

Saw this posted a day or so ago with a different title, and mutilating your dogs for "aaaawwwwwws" was just as asinine then as it is now.

This is just a tiny microcosm of the absolute brilliance and utter dominance displayed by Garbrandt during that fight. He straight worked Cruz and won the belt, and then when Dana White put it around his waist Cody gave it to a young man who at that moment was fighting a battle most of us will never know. His name is Maddux Maple. Look it up.

I bet all of those keyboards had a stuck letter "Y." Guaranteed.

Costa Rican beaches aren't polluted and soiled by dirty fucking humans, hence their abundant "next level" status. Plop some people on those beaches and see how they look in a few months.

Looks more like he's learning how to taste his own ass.

Sure, he was "resting his wings" on something that could have been a predator and might have wanted to kill it. Wild animals do this kind of thing all the time.

Jesus.

"I've seen you in some stupid outfits in my time, but that one takes the fuckin' prize.

• Calamity Jane, while leaning against a wall piss drunk. Deadwood.

Fuck this preposterous goof.

The massive amount of power expelled in order to generate that kind of thrust (in water no less) is just baffling. Imagine being the poor, unassuming bastard just looking for a drink and having this beast drag you to your death. Jesus.

This identify as bullshit.

Those are the sperm being violently jettisoned from his nutsack.

If anyone ever wondered what smooshed balls taste like, this guy can tell you. Fuck sake.

. . ."moves your pecker in to her. . ."

Coffee leaving the body via the nasal cavities is fucking painful, but that shit was funny.

1996 called. It wants its angsty teen frowns back.

Who gives thee shit?

You gotta fight for your right to bang heads with your momma.

127 women just got pregnant from looking at this picture.

Get 'em while they're young and vulnerable. Might as well throw him in a coal mine so she can experience black lung before she's 12 as well.

Also, that is a boy. Girls didn't smoke cigars until they were 10 back then.

Yep, nothing makes an animal happier than having an obnoxious, overzealous human on its back yelling and screaming and generally acting like fools. Only our species would find humor and/or entertainment in this stupid shit.

Damn, 'tan, that's fucked up man.