thenewcomputer t1_ja6j5od wrote on February 27, 2023 at 5:12 AM

Reply to comment by Erock482 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29

I would give up my balls for 5 trillion dollars. wow, I'm such a whore, I just learned my price

thenewcomputer t1_j123r1k wrote on December 21, 2022 at 2:37 AM

Reply to comment by Scott_Abrams in Could being submersed in a sealed tank of fluid help humans survive heavy G acceleration in outer space? by cheeze_whiz_shampoo

it's a common element in some of the harder sci-fi novels I've read, with characters being wrapped in gel suits which then fill their lungs with oxygenated foam

thenewcomputer OP t1_ivrw69s wrote on November 10, 2022 at 3:44 AM

Reply to comment by unitool in a mouse got in while we were out drinking in NYC by thenewcomputer

She's my wife now, and she is. Does not put up with any of my bullshit lol

thenewcomputer OP t1_ivrvy9p wrote on November 10, 2022 at 3:43 AM

Reply to comment by [deleted] in a mouse got in while we were out drinking in NYC by thenewcomputer

we live in Manhattan the rats are gigantic this is a lil 'ol house mouse

thenewcomputer OP t1_ivr1uw7 wrote on November 9, 2022 at 11:51 PM

Reply to comment by Hot-Specialist-6824 in a mouse got in while we were out drinking in NYC by thenewcomputer

I am that guy. Yes I do kill mice. This night I was drunk in my feelings tho. She is now my wife, and the mother of our child

edit: reworded

thenewcomputer t1_iug3a4k wrote on October 31, 2022 at 1:29 AM

Reply to A space rock slammed into Mars on Christmas Eve. It revealed a hidden surprise by jormungandrsjig

space rock? I suppose that's technically correct, but wouldn't it be more typical to say asteroid? or meteor?

thenewcomputer t1_ith2rin wrote on October 23, 2022 at 4:32 PM

Reply to I just read The Silmarilion and I am speechless. by Tenorius

so glad you finished it; this is probably my favorite book of all time

thenewcomputer t1_ith2opn wrote on October 23, 2022 at 4:31 PM

Reply to comment by swarmofseals in I just read The Silmarilion and I am speechless. by Tenorius

Beren and Luthien is my personal favorite passage

thenewcomputer OP t1_iqx4ni4 wrote on October 3, 2022 at 7:06 PM

Reply to comment by TheParisCommune1871 in TIL Jean Bernadotte was born a commoner in France; and died the King of Sweden by thenewcomputer

yup- house of Bernadotte

thenewcomputer OP t1_iqwggit wrote on October 3, 2022 at 4:32 PM

Reply to comment by Cold_Situation_7803 in TIL Jean Bernadotte was born a commoner in France; and died the King of Sweden by thenewcomputer

I plan on ending my days as the King of Spain

thenewcomputer OP t1_iqweypv wrote on October 3, 2022 at 4:22 PM

Reply to comment by Justice-Gorsuch in TIL Jean Bernadotte was born a commoner in France; and died the King of Sweden by thenewcomputer

what an incredible life he had

thenewcomputer OP t1_iqw22vq wrote on October 3, 2022 at 2:57 PM

Reply to comment by LostWithOutaCare in TIL Jean Bernadotte was born a commoner in France; and died the King of Sweden by thenewcomputer

He's got a crazy story. Most people would have stopped once they hit Marshal of France.