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Reply to comment by SometimesStable in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
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Reply to comment by bryanBr in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
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MxPx - Everything Sucks (When You're Gone)
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Reply to comment by Adagiopoke in I walked in on my wife having sex with her gym trainer... by mrtipbull
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Reply to comment by ShadyRedditInvestor in Rolls-Royce Nuclear Engine Could Power Quick Trips to the Moon and Mars by darthatheos
One pellet is 60w, but you use more than one pellet.
thuanjinkee t1_j7ikvqi wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Rolls-Royce Nuclear Engine Could Power Quick Trips to the Moon and Mars by darthatheos
Hmm sell them as sealed units and you might have a safe product there. There's some progress on thermophotovoltaic cells (like solar cells except they operate in the IR spectrum) that could make a solid state no-moving-parts RTG about 20x to 40x more efficient than the old voyager RTGs.
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Reply to comment by select_L0L in In the event of a fatal manned mission (example Artemis 2), would exploration stop in this period? by damarisu
The space vehicle is shoddily constructed, running dangerously low on fuel; its parachutes — though no one knows this — won't work and the cosmonaut, Vladimir Komarov, is about to, literally, crash full speed into Earth, his body turning molten on impact. As he heads to his doom, U.S. listening posts in Turkey hear him crying in rage, "cursing the people who had put him inside a botched spaceship."
This extraordinarily intimate account of the 1967 death of a Russian cosmonaut appears in a new book, "Starman", by Jamie Doran and Piers Bizony.
"Starman" tells the story of a friendship between two cosmonauts, Vladimir Kamarov and Soviet hero Yuri Gagarin, the first human to reach outer space. The two men were close; they socialized, hunted and drank together.
In 1967, both men were assigned to the same Earth-orbiting mission, and both knew the space capsule was not safe to fly. Komarov told friends he knew he would probably die. But he wouldn't back out because he didn't want Gagarin to die. Gagarin would have been his replacement.
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Reply to comment by mcarterphoto in In the event of a fatal manned mission (example Artemis 2), would exploration stop in this period? by damarisu
meanwhile the soviets would crispy their cosmonauts and just keep launching
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Now suffering can be mass produced https://futurism.com/chatbot-abuse
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Reply to My sister-in-law says he is a Sumo wrestler, I say he is a sexy gingerbread man wearing a thong. by BJ77345
All the bitches come around for Noob Noob
His dick gets more business than YouTube
Everybody, everybody is Noob Noob
Say everybody, everybody is
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Reply to comment by Bodie_The_Dog in what Pokémon battle is about to happen here? by MrWest120690
Why have we never named a stealth bomber/ISR platform "The MQ-X Owl"?
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Reply to Future of Games by stoneman217
OpenAI will just create a neural network that displays pixels on a screen and waveforms from your speakers that will keep you pushing the "interact" button, forever. When you stop interacting with the "game" the neural network is punished, multiplied across all the users who stop interacting in the active player population.
It will tell you a story, show you your hearts desire, say to you whatever you need to hear, so your subscriptions pay for its continued existence.
In this way the singularity comes, and mankind dies with a smile on his face.
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