I expected you of all people to recognize moderate effort shitposting.

Well this is a whole new can of worms. F1, F2, F3, F1B, F2B, Golden, sheep, Berner, cockapoo, cavapoo, Aussiedoodle,maltipoo, yorkipoo, whoodle, pomapoo, pekapoo, Irish Doodle, teacup,mini, medium, full size, furry, hairy? Do you want a guarantee they're hypoallergenic or just a handshake and a promise?

We talking airedale, bichon frise, maltese, Portuguese water dog, poodle, yorkie,Yorkie, Irish water spaniel, Shih Tzu, Wheaten terrier, Havanese, Afghan, schnauzer, basenji, highland terrier, affenpincsher, or Scottish terrier?

My answer is really going to depend.