What?

Probably not ALL, but most.

Good ones heat the water. It's nice and warm. And it doesn't wet your whole ass, just your ass hole.

Jesus Fucking Christ and Taco Bell?

Or you could have some self control and only drink a little.

Or at least you'll have drunk a bunch of nice whiskey. Win/Win.

Not really particularly graphic, it's exaggerated cartoon violence.

Gaming pc has no real definition. Ive even seen a few "Gaming pcs" that only had integreated GPUs. I'd say at the very least then need a separate gpu, though yours is several generations old and on the budget end of the range.

Starfield, obviously.

What are your CPU and GPU temps when this is happening?

So, P is now single again, then?

Your reaction to it is the weirdo thing, Really, even "My sister uses my account for her kids." Is probably suspiciously over-explaining.

First, you need a hammer drill and masonry bit. Sounds like you may not have them?

Have you checked inside it and removed the spoon?

Just kidding, it does sound like something inside it has jammed it. If not, time for a replacement.

*Blasts by at redline in top gear*

*Passes at walking speed*

Yeah, many birds have grit in their crop.

What are the red spheres in the head?

Did you edit your post? I didn't see that there when I replied.

Why do you need it to be 16-24?

You'll need to replace your doorbells too, otherwise you'll blow them up or shatter your house's windows when you use them.

See, this is how I know you're lying. It never goes in the first try.

This clearly is an opening to come up with some intricate and ridiculous story for why. Preferably involving chinchillas.

This is the die you get when you're super wealthy. You get to CHOOSE how many spots you move your racecar(Or the dog, cause those are the two best ones)

To what?

I don't see how it went from "He has back pain and PTSD" to handcuffed and institutionalized. That sounds like that would have qualified for a welfare check. Knock on his door, "Hey dude, you ok?" Not cops.

Maybe just put these plans on hold until the drugs wear off, then review them again.

I bet they totally 100% completely absolutely believed your story about your "Friend" sending it. Yup, no way they couldn't have believed that.