Well, this joke was an anty-climax.

congratulations, you've discovered the preservation abilities of drying. Also the antiseptic properties of pine needles.

Generally more reliable end results for the average user a more dilute mixture than more concentrated given variations in measuring. Like diluting 250ml with 250ml of water, a bit off either way doesn't matter much. 100 ml in 400ml, a little off with the concentrate can make a big difference.

Also, I bet people would tend significantly to buy the 250ml of concentrate thinking it's a better deal than 100ml even if it mixes up to the same final result.

I've never seen space jam, but googling pics...Well... Fair enough.

I don't think Nintentdo has ever released anything on PC?

Doesn't matter, he won't be able to understand anything for years.

Cat: "Some asshole put shoe polish on my binoculars."

Have they changed the flavor of cough syrup? Because all the ones I've had were delicious.

"It had been hours, I definitely totally wasn't still under the influence of drugs!"

*Drives off and tears the nozzle off the gas pump*

ooooh yeah, you fucked up.

What kind of accuracy does it give you? +- a year or two? Enough to confidently say the sample is from a child, adult, senior?

If there was rotting material in there, maybe it would build up a bit. But, if it's open and going through a hill you'll probably get a decent amount of airflow through it.

Oh no, a teenage boy that wanks to every pretty or even not too ugly girl in the vicinty. This is completely unheard of, teenage boys have never wanked before let alone to girls.

This is why safewords were invented.

Blue Cheese is one of those things that tastes amazing, just don't look too closely at it.

I don't think google has steered you wrong in this case, you have the symptoms and the risk factors.

But then you don't have the nice big tasty pepperonis. Just sad little pepperoni pieces.

"Ah, you not American, you're cool."

Holy crap, I didn't realize covid had slowed down shipping THAT much.

LPT: To ensure you get up early and don't go back to bed, when your alarm goes off fucking get up.

Because you're cherry picking the best games from the past and ignoring the many great current and recent games.

It's the excarrotbur

Careful you don't give him a sock.

Depending on the laws of wherever you are that could legally be theft and you could report it to the police. It sounds like, however, you DID give it to them. That they sold rather than pawned it doesn't make it theft. It's probably a civil matter and you'd need to take them to your local disputes tribunal/small claims court or similar.

You mean the parking brake? I'd hope everyone is using it frequently, you should be.