Yep, that’s the real reason they ditched the lifetime guarantee. Just so happens they did it right when they started using cheaper materials and outsourcing manufacturing to China, totally a coincidence.

Doing Salkantay with four friends and camping and cooking equipment instead of with a tour group was one of the single greatest things I’ve ever done in my life.

Flagstaff?

Got these for literal months after I got robbed at gunpoint while living briefly in Colombia. They didn’t stop until I logged onto the phishing site and filled in the password and email fields with “go fuck yourself you thieving cunts” en espanol.

I used to live in Istanbul and absolutely loved all the shops and restaurants that had specific cats that would hang out there. They’re such a part of the city.

France was massively over budget and behind schedule on the last reactor they were contracted to build for a foreign nation.