uptown_gargoyle
uptown_gargoyle t1_j71mjxv wrote
Reply to comment by Electrical-Wish-519 in Mayoral Candidate Rebecca Rhynhart lays out plan of attack for opioid crisis from Kensington by ColdJay64
That happens in 2046 don't ask me how I know
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Reply to comment by DeltaNerd in This is why you don't park like an asshole. As if the sanitation workers don't have enough to deal with. They tried for 20 minutes and gave up. Now this entire block has trash sitting here until next time. by Adventurous_Key3647
As Philadelphian as garbage and murder and soft pretzels
uptown_gargoyle t1_j6o7yq6 wrote
Reply to comment by FordMaverickFan in Gym bashes Union League, goes to cocktail party there next week by MagnusUnda
I doubt she perceives it as suffering
uptown_gargoyle t1_j6nqd2h wrote
Reply to comment by calvinistgrindcore in Gym bashes Union League, goes to cocktail party there next week by MagnusUnda
I'd like to see the data on number of rooms Gym has walked into and number of systems of oppression that have fallen over the past few years.
uptown_gargoyle t1_j6npj3n wrote
Solid. Problematic venue aside, what's the nature of Gym's relationship with the Associated General Contractors of America?
uptown_gargoyle t1_j6ih8ia wrote
Reply to comment by ColdJay64 in Moving Mondays - New Resident Questions by AutoModerator
Also, even if everybody who posts about a negative experience on SEPTA is telling the unbiased truth, this would still be a bad way of forming an opinion about SEPTA safety.
Nobody who has a good or normal experience on SEPTA posts about it, whereas people who have bad experiences are much more likely to post about it. At best, /r/Philadelphia will not change a person's opinion about SEPTA safety, and at worst it'll make people think it's more unsafe than it is.
If the actual, real answer is "SEPTA is actually one of the safest ways to travel in Philadelphia" OP will not hear that on reddit.
uptown_gargoyle OP t1_j6g2b4k wrote
Reply to comment by waits5 in Empire State Building Lights Up in Green and White to Celebrate Philadelphia Eagles: New York Giants fans are not going to be happy about this by uptown_gargoyle
Even our 🤡 mayor and city council wouldn't allow that
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Reply to comment by nolandeluca in south Philly burn out contest? by mamabrew
That'd be unusual, but the one I used to form my opinion (the most recent peer reviewed study on Americans' time spent alone, conducted by the Federal Reserve Bank of Philadelphia) does include cities.
uptown_gargoyle t1_j6d0utx wrote
Reply to comment by Jakdracula in south Philly burn out contest? by mamabrew
>Police scanner says there’s about 500 of them.
This aspect is fascinating. Studies show that Americans are spending more and more time alone, making fewer friends, etc. The ability for some people to gather up 500 likeminded individuals and do something as coordinated as this (not super coordinated, but clearly still somewhat coordinated) is a significant outlier to that trend.
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Reply to comment by FormalManifold in 50% of ALL of SEPTA's problems can be solved overnight by installing barriers that prevent gate hopping on Broad and MFL lines by scatterbrainedpast
Another commenter referred to the problems of people smoking and shooting heroin on the train and your response was to the effect of "oh you mean black people".
uptown_gargoyle t1_j6asrew wrote
Reply to 50% of ALL of SEPTA's problems can be solved overnight by installing barriers that prevent gate hopping on Broad and MFL lines by scatterbrainedpast
I agree that SEPTA's current honor system doesn't seem to be producing ideal results.
uptown_gargoyle t1_j65rflf wrote
Police will choke chickens ahead of Eagles-49ers NFC Championship game
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Reply to comment by SanjiSasuke in A Philly cafe stole $1,200 in tips from workers, the city Labor Department found by crystal0001
I guess. It just seems odd to me to call one crime "more criminal" than another. Crimes certainly have degrees of seriousness; different crimes carry different punishments and all.
To my mind, something is a crime or it isn't. It isn't any more or less criminal for a shop owner to steal from a worker than it is for a worker to steal from a shop owner. The punishments for these two crimes generally differ, and there are ethical differences between them I think. But they're both crimes.
Can all crimes be ranked from most to least in terms of how criminal they are? Not in terms of the severity of their respective punishments, but on the criminality of the crimes themselves?
uptown_gargoyle t1_j6144o2 wrote
Reply to comment by gigibuffoon in A Philly cafe stole $1,200 in tips from workers, the city Labor Department found by crystal0001
bourgeois hegemony
uptown_gargoyle t1_j60jioq wrote
Reply to comment by animesekaielric in A Philly cafe stole $1,200 in tips from workers, the city Labor Department found by crystal0001
I'm not sure whether there are degrees of criminality.
edit: although stealing $100/day sounds a lot more serious than stealing $100 once
uptown_gargoyle t1_j60aa6s wrote
Reply to A Philly cafe stole $1,200 in tips from workers, the city Labor Department found by crystal0001
the crime is out of control in this city
uptown_gargoyle t1_j5td12m wrote
The last time it didn't snow measurably at all until February was 1995, and the last time we got no snow at all in a winter was 1973
uptown_gargoyle t1_j5mmisf wrote
Reply to comment by Raecino in Real-time countdown clocks coming to SEPTA subway platforms this spring by ModestAugustine
at least give us the macbook pinwheel for gods sake
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Reply to comment by Upbeat_Estimate1501 in Moving Mondays - New Resident Questions by AutoModerator
West Philly between 40th on the east, 52nd on the west, Woodland to the south and Walnut to the north. Specifically the Baltimore Avenue corridor, but generally the entire area is very queer.
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Reply to comment by GooFoYouPal in It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year—for Goats (No Kidding) by wsj
it's a fantastic source is fiber
uptown_gargoyle t1_j528mwd wrote
If you grind em up in a wood chipper and then soak em in water overnight Christmas trees are safe for human consumption. That's what we've been doing with ours ever since we went zero-waste in our house. Add some cranberries to the soaking water if you want to elevate the taste a bit.
edit: (dont try this for real, I'm just trolling the wsj)
uptown_gargoyle t1_j4w6hws wrote
Reply to comment by bierdimpfe in Campbell Soup spending $50M to expand Camden HQ by RoughRhinos
everything from soup to nuts
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Reply to comment by RoverTheMonster in Former Philadelphia Mayor Michael Nutter: I won't run again by dotcom-jillionaire
you loved the netter center, now get ready for the even better netter-nutter center!
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Reply to comment by Rivster79 in Oh no, you can't park there! That spot is obviously TAKEN! by Spideriffic
we realized long ago that there's no reasoning with the cone people, so now we're all cone people. It was a great way to bond as neighbors. And we get the cones themselves at a good price.
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Reply to Philly sheriff’s top legal adviser has been moonlighting as a criminal defense lawyer by GooFoYouPal
A Renaissance man!