weirdgroovynerd
weirdgroovynerd t1_jaeweah wrote
Reply to comment by LeramG13 in What’s your side hustle? by NotGreatDoodles
If you don't mind sharing, what do you charge per hour for that?
weirdgroovynerd t1_jaewbuo wrote
Reply to comment by philosophunc in What’s your side hustle? by NotGreatDoodles
The trick is to send out as many free samples as possible.
You know, get them hooked with a free taste.
There's nothing women love more than unsolicited dick pics.
weirdgroovynerd t1_ja8j70z wrote
See that guy on the far right, the red guy with tears jumping off his face?
That's what my students look like after my fire dad jokes...fr fr cuz!
weirdgroovynerd t1_ja7n47k wrote
In related news, r/weirdgroovynerd has been awarded Intergalactic Geometry teacher of the Century...
weirdgroovynerd t1_ja3mrv6 wrote
Reply to comment by curvebombr in Guys who can be beat up by more than 50% of the Earth's population shouldn't be calling themselves Alpha Males by [deleted]
Nah.
Bruce is in the other 50%.
weirdgroovynerd t1_ja3jwrm wrote
Reply to comment by thatoneasshole-_- in Guys who can be beat up by more than 50% of the Earth's population shouldn't be calling themselves Alpha Males by [deleted]
Which 50%?
weirdgroovynerd t1_ja3gl8r wrote
Reply to comment by Moose4310 in Guys who can be beat up by more than 50% of the Earth's population shouldn't be calling themselves Alpha Males by [deleted]
All at the same time?
If so, that means Chuck Norris is the only true alpha male on the planet.
weirdgroovynerd t1_ja37e08 wrote
Reply to Cats spend the majority of their lives in their dreams rather than in real life due to them sleeping ~16 hours a day by raize308
Now I wonder if they're wandering through 8 other dimensions while they slumber, hence the theory that cats have 9 lives.
weirdgroovynerd t1_j9ugumx wrote
Thanks for letting us know ESA...
Forewarned is four-armed!
weirdgroovynerd t1_j9t5x1b wrote
Sure, but what about the rest of his body?
weirdgroovynerd t1_j6p6mia wrote
Reply to If you time traveled back to the year you were born. How would you survive for a year before your rescue time machine showed up? by [deleted]
I'd try to get hired by my parents as a nanny for the new baby.
weirdgroovynerd t1_j6g7k3p wrote
Reply to comment by Pregogets58466 in ChatGPT is on its way to becoming a virtual doctor, lawyer, and business analyst. Here's a list of advanced exams the AI bot has passed so far. by rationalworld
It's a reference to the movie Her.
weirdgroovynerd t1_j6f7b7b wrote
Reply to Neil Young with Louis Avila. The caretaker of his ranch who inspired the song, "Old Man" 1970 by harleybug88
It's a lot to extrapolate from a single photo, but I'm certain that this "old man" could kick 5 of my asses.
weirdgroovynerd t1_j6dmbdw wrote
Reply to comment by WhuddaWhat in ChatGPT is on its way to becoming a virtual doctor, lawyer, and business analyst. Here's a list of advanced exams the AI bot has passed so far. by rationalworld
Right?
The ChatGPT therapist was very helpful after Scarlett Johansson's voice broke up with me.
weirdgroovynerd t1_j6dm3sw wrote
Reply to comment by joec_95123 in ChatGPT is on its way to becoming a virtual doctor, lawyer, and business analyst. Here's a list of advanced exams the AI bot has passed so far. by rationalworld
This whole limb- counting exercise has become rather...
... boaring!
See?
Can AI a deliver fire dad jokes like that?!
weirdgroovynerd t1_j6aj5yo wrote
A bit off-topic, but once an author wins a prestigious award, all their books will highlight this on the cover.
So it looks like every book won that award.
weirdgroovynerd t1_j69ces0 wrote
Reply to comment by dogmat007 in I accidentally left a horse chestnut in my car 3 months ago and it germinated by IrishCowboah
And the horse, in turn, produces delicious road apples.
weirdgroovynerd t1_j5bgd0m wrote
Reply to comment by hopskipjumprun in Buzz Aldrin marries for the fourth time, aged 93 by redcccp
(63 × 2) - 7= 119.
You're good to go Dr Faur.
weirdgroovynerd t1_j5aunt4 wrote
And your dookies?
Awe inspiring!
- sign on the bathroom door as you leave
weirdgroovynerd t1_j5atw1v wrote
Reply to comment by Pure_Candidate_3831 in Buzz Aldrin marries for the fourth time, aged 93 by redcccp
Do his other three wives know that he got married again?!!
I'm expecting this to become a new TV series, Buzz & Babes.
weirdgroovynerd t1_j5atmx3 wrote
(93 ÷ 2) + 7 = 53.5 years.
Okay Buzz, you're good.
weirdgroovynerd t1_j4cq8zq wrote
First guitars, now butterflies.
Is there anything this Fender guy can't do?!
weirdgroovynerd t1_j48hm30 wrote
I don't have the source, but I heard about a documentary where a high school chemistry teacher became a meth manufacturer.
weirdgroovynerd t1_j2fr158 wrote
Reply to comment by Various_Succotash_79 in LPT: Enhance the shower experience with a natural sponge! by JonesP77
Teeth maybe?
I've seen plenty of those SpongeBob documentaries, so I know that natural sponges have prominent incisors.
weirdgroovynerd t1_jaexlsv wrote
Reply to comment by LeramG13 in What’s your side hustle? by NotGreatDoodles
That's very affordable, it's nice you to help them out like that