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whiskey_jones t1_jecsf36 wrote
Reply to comment by LastDirtyMartini in It calls to me by PapaJaundice
Yeah... the REAR end...
whiskey_jones t1_jdtwk6k wrote
Reply to Saw the D&D movie today. It ended up being pretty okay, better than I'd expected. Not going to win an Oscar. but it was fun, scary at moments, engaging and definitely worth the time and money. If you're into that stuff at all, def a good to see. by circular_file
I thought this might be a lot of fun if it were done right, and I'm hearing very good things about it, including from a good friend of mine. Looking forward to seeing it now.
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Reply to Shits Getting Real by FaultyDrone
I'm old enough to remember when it came out. I was too young to see it, and it still scared the shit out of me.
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Reply to comment by shelbyqueen in she has a strange taste in men by shelbyqueen
"Is it a Puma?"
Ahnuld: "IT'S NOT A PUMA!!!"
whiskey_jones t1_jabbwro wrote
Reply to she has a strange taste in men by shelbyqueen
Dammit, u/shelbyqueen, just because my mom likes to get her cheeks clapped by hot young studs doesn't make her a cougar!
Stop the hate!
whiskey_jones t1_j6lnhf5 wrote
Reply to Religious meme by SodiiumGames
Until you get to Revelation and Psycho Dad is back with a vengeance...
whiskey_jones t1_j2d8t59 wrote
Reply to comment by notu-you in Happy New Second Season! by Kaspavicius
2020 Part 4: The Revenge
This time, it's personal.
whiskey_jones t1_j2cxvsc wrote
Reply to comment by bootlegvader in Anyone else just unable to get into movies set in Hollywood? by [deleted]
So true. It's so self-indulgent, which is ironic because it's trying to expose the self-indulgence of Old Hollywood.
whiskey_jones t1_j2cxiui wrote
I liked all three of those movies, so I can't really agree with you on that one. A lot of people do hate California, specifically Hollywood. It doesn't bother me, personally, though.
I did, however, dislike Babylon, so there's that.
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Reply to comment by _Vladimir_Gluten_ in Gives it to us by Bapa_burger
You don't know where that's been.
whiskey_jones t1_j2c9gzq wrote
Reply to comment by HomieDaClown9 in Gives it to us by Bapa_burger
What's taters, precious?
whiskey_jones t1_j2c9g2i wrote
Reply to Gives it to us by Bapa_burger
Give it to us raw and wiggling!
whiskey_jones t1_j2c7nfa wrote
Reply to Friendly advice... by horsetuna
Does it count if I just stay home and get drunk?
whiskey_jones t1_j23e9fd wrote
Reply to comment by fozi4ek in nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo by blackcoal13
Yes. Clearly, he shaved his buttocks.
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Reply to comment by S0undwave_Sup in nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo by blackcoal13
Omg! He's a woman???
whiskey_jones t1_j23dnm3 wrote
Reply to nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo by blackcoal13
"unshaved" *in the face
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Reply to comment by Character-Good5353 in There was a man... by Civil-Sky-973
But he was also the kind of teacher
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Reply to comment by ElroyCrabs in What’s the movie about 2 guys in a room? by TheSacredSoul
That's what it sounds like to me.
whiskey_jones t1_iy7a125 wrote
Reply to comment by DerpaSherpaLerpa in Which 'bad movies' did you actually like? by witch_next_door
I think you nailed it. I love the overarching story of The Matrix trilogy (that new one doesn't count). The same is true of the prequels for me.
whiskey_jones t1_iy76jp2 wrote
I liked The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions, even though I understand why most other people don't. To me, they took the story to a logical conclusion.
Suicide Squad (2016) was panned to hell and back by critics, and even though few would admit it now, most liked it at the time, as evidenced by the good audience scores and its long legs at the box office (it made $750 million without China and was number 1 for three weeks in a row). However, I still think it was a fun film. I even liked Jared Leto's Joker. I found him to be creepy, hilarious and fascinating.
The same is even more true for one of my favorites, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. Now, let me preface this by saying that I greatly prefer the Ultimate Edition here. The studio forced him to butcher the theatrical release, but even then, I still loved the film, despite its flaws. The Ultimate Edition fixed those flaws and then some for me, but the biggest reason I love this movie is that it gave me my three favorite heroes on the big screen for the first time. It made me feel like a little kid again, and I will forever be grateful to Zack Snyder for that. All the "Martha" jokes in the world cannot budge me on this one bit.
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Reply to comment by undefeated_Equality in Netflix Pinocchio by [deleted]
Guillermo specializes at that. His films are always beautiful and wondrous.
whiskey_jones t1_iy74x08 wrote
Reply to Netflix Pinocchio by [deleted]
It can't be worse than the Disney remake, and it will likely be a lot better. The Disney remake missed the point of the original entirely. Pinocchio wasn't even bad in that film. He was just naive. It felt like Robert Zemeckis turned him into Forrest Gump.
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Reply to It calls to me by PapaJaundice
At this point, I don't even call it diarrhea. It's just how I poop.