If it makes you feel any better, there’s enough middle men between you and Coterra that the price will be jacked up regardless.

My daughter gave me her hand made ornament from school like a sucker. She should have charged me for them like a good capitalist.

Holiday? You mean CHRISTmas, ya heathen! /s

Spoilers: they can’t drill in NY! So this is what the noted economist Stringer Bell calls a captive market.

You forgot the most important power source for the all-electric future: nuclear reactors.

The French want to build 6 new reactors by 2028. We should be doing likewise.

I was pleased to see the federal government appropriated 1 billion for Diablo Canyon nuke plant in Cali. Would love to see us build some more next gen nuke plants in Pa

Can someone explain the slogan to me? I never quite understood it- it sounds like some sovereign citizen credo.

I’m so tempted to buy these as gag gifts. The look of disgust would be priceless

The cruelty is the point.

It should be easy to get UC, but there’s this asinine prejudice against the people who use this system.

Rather than the old “better that ten guilty men go free than one innocent suffer,” our government seems to take the approach “better that 10 families starve than 1 person scam the system.”

Technically correct, but a moot point means something no longer matters. The remedy a judge would impose is to certify the election. It’s Wednesday now, so unless the judge hears this case before the board meeting the election will already be certified.

I just find it funny that he keeps winning primaries and then getting beat

Attaboy Cartwright.

Although Luzerne said they’ll certify on Wednesday so the long is moot.

Jim Bognet has run three times now and lost every time. At a certain point he’s gotta figure out we don’t like him, right?

Everyone supports single payer except for Brian, 33, the designated single payer.

“I’m just saying maybe we should consider some other options!” - Brian

It would be more unusual if 5 separate shootings across the city injured the same men.

Thanks! Going out Monday morning, I like taking that extra day off.

I’m so far left I make Che look like Barry Goldwater, but I’m also a hunter and a gun owner. So, I’m your huckleberry.

The saddest story of all is passing up that buck and then seeing him splashed across the road a month from now.

That’s very special! Cherish those memories with your old man.

All of those sound awesome. Alumni game would be a lot of fun- two hand touch of course. Although it’s funny to imagine some geezer from the class of ‘38 is gonna get tackled by a try hard from the class of ‘06

Next year I hope they do something extraordinary for the centennial!

You know how I avoid worrying about my right to hate speech? By not being a hateful bigot.

Yeah I was confused for a second. “Have I just imagined that’s what I call them?”

I find all PA’s local shibboleths endlessly fascinating, n’at.

And you can bet Abortion will be on the ballot too. It’s a damn shame that we have to beat back the GOP’s attack on rights every freaking year.

Like I said, I can’t resist a good pun

That’s when I first learned about them. “Haha what a scary sci fi creature… oh wait they’re REAL?”

>Paul’s Greek was better than my French

Sacre bleu!

They already did that in 2020. While I am sad to see it happen (RIP Burlington Lake Monsters), there’s not much more fat to cut.

Having four levels of minors (AAA, AA, High A, Low A) is probably more sustainable than the six or so adhoc levels. Plus, with the affiliate Major clubs there’s a financial backing that the indy ball clubs can’t match.

The current CBA sets 130 “domestic reserve” spots, those guys have to play somewhere since only 40 can be on the active mlb roster.